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11.06.2025 02:07

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Minds and Behinds
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No, not a chance
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Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
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share office space ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
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So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
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Nuts and Butts
Still no good
No go.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!