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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 02:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why am I so wanting to suck a penis?

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

Are you more of a butt guy or a boob guy?

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

What should I do if I love someone who does not love me?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

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share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Overthinking is killing me day-by-day. What should I do?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What is the significance of Pete Rose, the all-time hits leader in Major League Baseball, who just passed away?

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

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Nuts and Butts

Still no good

No go.

Why do people stay in cults after they have joined?

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

Then came..

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

Unacceptable again!

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